pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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