I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You were trust falling into bushes
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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