Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
the raccoons are back...
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