Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I think my moral compass just broke
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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