Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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