no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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