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Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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