shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
