Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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