I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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