At least make sure they are 18
Why
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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