It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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