i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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