Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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