Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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