think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
