After last night, I could never be a politician.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i dont even know how to be here
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
