fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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