do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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