The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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