i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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