Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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