The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
