You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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