I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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