420 ftw
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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