Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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