Say something about gay babies.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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