So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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