i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
