it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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