Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
