no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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