porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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