Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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