what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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