Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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