My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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