Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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