she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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