Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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