Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
