id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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