thus making me awesome and them whores
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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