Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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