Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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