You kept calling me your small dog last night.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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