she looked like the bat from fern gully.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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