i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
