Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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