i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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