My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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