FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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