I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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