Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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